Wednesday, February 20, 2008

First things first...

All right, seeing as how no one will read this, I'm going to reveal a few personal things about myself.

1. I eat my own boogers. I think they're tasty.

2. I'm so racist in my head. I can't fix it. I never say the comments in my head, but the fact that they're there both disturbs and amuses me.

3. I have no self-control when it comes to sex. I'll do it with anyone who offers. Thankfully, God seemed to realize this fault and gave me a predeliction for eating too much. My weight is my only defense against an onslaught of STD's and unwanted pregnancies.

4. I lie all the time. So disregard everything you just read.

5. I love movies, I love talking about movies, and I love sharing my movie knowledge with others. Take them or leave them, that's what I do.

Enjoy.

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